myMEMEisNEIL

At my work there's this guy...we'll call him Neil. Well basically as time goes on this guy slacks more and more on the daily: Strolls in late, smoke breaks all the time, never cleans shit up, says really insensitive shit at work to others, as well as degrading to others. Basically we have caught a few pictures of him sleeping in the office and/or have taken them from his Facebook and MySpace—yes, a freaking MySpace—and basically photoshop the shit out of him on to funny pictures and spread them around the office. Seeing he has yet to figure out what goes on, we're dedicating this site to him: myMEMEisNEIL.

If you wish to get the full effect of him and read his recorded ramblings click HERE

May 10
Commander-in-Keef

Commander-in-Keef


Apr 19
The Weather Girls

The Weather Girls


"What millenium am I in?"

"What millenium am I in?"


Jan 17
Our coworker Danny Miede decided he wanted to think like Neil.  The results weren’t pretty.  

Our coworker Danny Miede decided he wanted to think like Neil.  The results weren’t pretty.  


He prayed to God asking for the ability to fly.  He soon realized that God didn’t work that way—so he stole this and then prayed for forgiveness. 

He prayed to God asking for the ability to fly.  He soon realized that God didn’t work that way—so he stole this and then prayed for forgiveness. 


Dec 4
"I get it—you don’t like my sweater. But really?  Who throws a shoe?"

"I get it—you don’t like my sweater. But really?  Who throws a shoe?"


Oct 12
"Who needs a soul when you’re fit?"                 —Sweating to the Gingers 

"Who needs a soul when you’re fit?" 
                —Sweating to the Ginger


Sep 7
I think they misunderstood “we need more red.”

I think they misunderstood “we need more red.”


Aug 17
Top photo: Neil’s date photo with a shark.  Bottom photo: What happens when you don’t play it safe with a shark.Someone kill it with fire! 

Top photo: Neil’s date photo with a shark.  
Bottom photo: What happens when you don’t play it safe with a shark.

Someone kill it with fire! 


Aug 1
I know what you’re thinking, because I’m thinking it too.  One of the girls in the bottom right is off count. 

I know what you’re thinking, because I’m thinking it too.  One of the girls in the bottom right is off count. 


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